Thursday, September 30, 2010

Important Women's Health Issue:

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I just had to share this!!!

Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.



Courtney ~ French Country Cottage said...

Hi Cindy~ You CRACK ME UP!!!!! I feel the same way about Zinfandel!!! I LOVE this post!!! Thanks for the smile!!!! :)

Cecily said...

Hilarious! LOL!

Kimberly said...

Thanks for the laugh!

middle child said...

Loved it!

Abigail Prescott said...

Cindy, that's hilarious but only because it's TRUE. Thanks for the laugh!

...... Kristina ...... said...


Cindy that is just fabulous and really made me laugh this morning,thank you! i am sending this on to me girl friends right now!
Love Kristina XxX

Andi's English Attic said...

These sound really good. I'll have to give them a try.

Pat Winter said...

LOL. As I was reading I was thinking, "this is me" and wondering what drug is out there now. How funny you are young lady. I'll have to try this :-)

Robin@DecoratingTennisGirl said...

Too funny!

dleahy23 said...

HYSTERICAL....... finally side effects I can live with!!

Jennifer said...

Hmm - it's 8:25 and I work in a High School Health Room - you ARE a tease! but we have early dismissal and I have decided to ask my best friend to lunch at our favorite mexican place for

come visit...jennsthreegraces

Vintage Amethyst said...

So funny.

Victoria said...

Oh that was funny! Have you seen this one? I love it!!!

A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that.......

Never mind.

Karen Deborah said...


Mikey said...

HA! Thanks for the mid-day pick-me-up!!!

Gardening in a Sandbox said...

Gosh I have a lot of those symptoms. I will need a lot of margaritas. Ole.

Shell said...

LOL darn I thought I was about to read a public service announcement about douching with lysol lol

Burlap Luxe said...

Oooh! yes I love this one, I had it sent to me from a friend and I was smiling all day !

Chambray Blue said...


Carolyn said...

I, too like Pat, thought wow is there a drug for this....until read further! LOL!! too funny! :D

Heaven's Walk - said...

Oh my gosh, Cindy! Too funny! But, hey.....bring'em on!!!! :)

xoxo laurie

Michelle said...

I laughed so hard, and then as I read the list of possible side-effects...
my smile started to fade and I looked around guiltily. Ah well... I CAN say it's a tried and true remedy!!! LOL