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Important Women's Health Issue:
* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
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21 comments:
Hi Cindy~ You CRACK ME UP!!!!! I feel the same way about Zinfandel!!! I LOVE this post!!! Thanks for the smile!!!! :)
Hilarious! LOL!
Thanks for the laugh!
Loved it!
Cindy, that's hilarious but only because it's TRUE. Thanks for the laugh!
hahaha!
Cindy that is just fabulous and really made me laugh this morning,thank you! i am sending this on to me girl friends right now!
Love Kristina XxX
These sound really good. I'll have to give them a try.
LOL. As I was reading I was thinking, "this is me" and wondering what drug is out there now. How funny you are young lady. I'll have to try this :-)
Hugs,
Pat
Too funny!
HYSTERICAL....... finally side effects I can live with!!
Hmm - it's 8:25 and I work in a High School Health Room - you ARE a tease! but we have early dismissal and I have decided to ask my best friend to lunch at our favorite mexican place for
GOLDEN MARGARITAS!!!! JENN
come visit...jennsthreegraces
Oh that was funny! Have you seen this one? I love it!!!
A Real Man
A real man is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that.......
Never mind.
hysterical.
HA! Thanks for the mid-day pick-me-up!!!
Gosh I have a lot of those symptoms. I will need a lot of margaritas. Ole.
LOL darn I thought I was about to read a public service announcement about douching with lysol lol
Oooh! yes I love this one, I had it sent to me from a friend and I was smiling all day !
xx
Dore
LOL>
I, too like Pat, thought wow is there a drug for this....until read further! LOL!! too funny! :D
Oh my gosh, Cindy! Too funny! But, hey.....bring'em on!!!! :)
xoxo laurie
I laughed so hard, and then as I read the list of possible side-effects...
my smile started to fade and I looked around guiltily. Ah well... I CAN say it's a tried and true remedy!!! LOL
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